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Psychedelic Doilies

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September 20, 2017

Dwight Schrute Cross Stitch Quote – FREE Pattern

If you love The Office and a good Dwight Schrute quote I have good news. I’ve created the perfect piece of bathroom art. Either you or someone you know definitely needs this Coddled Anus cross stitch art in their Wiz Palace. (Sorry, mixing shows. I know.) I mean. Don’t get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

Dwight Schrute Coddled Anus Quote

Dwight Schrute Coddled Anus Quote Free Cross Stitch Pattern

Free Dwight Schrute Cross Stitch Pattern


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This quote from Dwight is one of the funnier lines to come out of the later seasons of The Office. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a true Office fan til the grave but the last two seasons just do not have as many lolable moments.  Enter Dwight.

I’m doing a series of free cross stitch designs based on The Office. You can find my Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica pattern here.

You can  find the free graph for the cross stitch pattern below or you can purchase a printable PDF version in my shop. Paid pattern includes an enlarged, four part breakdown of the graph.

 

Dwight Schrute quote cross stitch pattern.

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Dwight Schrute Coddled Anus Quote Free Cross Stitch Pattern

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Jessica Bowman Psychedelic Doilies

Hey there, I’m Jessica – a 30 something who has become increasingly obsessed with all things yarn and thread related in my old age. I love designing unique crochet patterns and products for the modern nerd.

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